:: donotfind ::

I’m on a new crazy diet called the Sadkin Sadkhin Complex and I believe it to be total quackery.

• I have to eat nothing before noon or after 6PM for the REST OF MY LIFE!
• I have a little metal ball taped behind each ear that I must press and rotate towards my nose 40 times, every two hours from when I wake until when I sleep. My co-workers are really enjoying these alerts setting my phone off every two hours.
• I can only eat 2 fruits and a veg, or two veggies and a fruit for two days. Preferably raw.
• After the two day fruit/veg I have two days when I can only have 2 glasses of whole milk… and nothing else!
• Alternate 2 fruit/veg days with 2 milk days for the REST OF MY LIFE!
• I am allowed green tea with honey, at all times.
• I’m allowed to smoke, but I’m quitting that too along with food. 
• I’m allowed vodka sodas with a lime or a glass of dry red wine

Oh how I have cheated:

• a roasted chicken thigh
• a 6 oz steak
• two very small Mexican Wedding cookies
• a few squares of 90% cocoa dark chocolate (practically sugarless so I dipped it in honey)
• a small piece of thin crust mushroom and green pepper pizza
• on the milk days I’ve been adding a whey protein/almond milk/blueberry smoothie, because I mean, really…